A Fun look at the words behind the words! (Why does no-one say what they mean anymore?)

• Husband’s/Wife’s permission/Approval.
  Haven’t told them so they have no-idea anyway
• Looking for fun
  A euphemism which generally means sex
• Looking for someone who enjoys evenings in or out
  A euphemism which generally means sex
• My partner doesn’t understand me
  My partner doesn’t know
• Looking for a serious relationship
  Anyone for marriage?
• Single
  Only maybe
• Recently divorced
  Any time in the last 30 years
• No time wasters
  Anyone who hasn’t read my profile properly
• Day time fun
  My husband/wife/partner/kids are only out during the day
• Willing to travel
  Not going to do this anywhere I can be seen by anyone I know
• Height
  Can be exaggerated by up to a foot
• Very fit
  Have a shell suite in the wardrobe
• I have children
  We can only play when they are out
• I have children
  Scared yet?
• I have children
  My defence against dodgy suitors
• 26 inch waist
  When I was 16
• No strings
  Used to mean I don’t need to be paid. But can mean anything
• My husband likes to watch
  Actually he’s written this, and can’t wait to join in. Or
  Doesn’t know I am doing this, so be good or I will Send him round.
• No one-liners (email)
  I want to get off on this and one line won’t do it
• Will only respond to pics
  I am a man and I collect them
• GSOH (Good sense of humour)
  Of course you have, sex is funny
• Not into anything kinky
  Will only do it in the dark.
• Please send a pic
  Show me yours and I will show you mine (maybe)
• Discretion assured
  You mean you won’t tell anyone (shame)
  Discrete fun
  Don’t tell anyone, most especially my partner
  Discrete sex
  No cameras
  Age looks not important
  That’s what you think I am saying, but I am really very choosy

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